World Peace

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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like for a handjob.

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Anne Frank.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Tennesse

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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