Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Your mom

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Do you need any assistance?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Knock knock Come in!

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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