Obama-Care

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poop

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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maddie latino

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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