How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Period Blood

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

this is a joke

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

im a selling a car

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Ass

Hitler was Jewish.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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