How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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cms.......?????

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oh hiya come in

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Hellen Keller

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Amputations.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Whats9+10 19

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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