How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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