Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Barack Obama

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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