What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Your doorbell is broken.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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