- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Womens' rights.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

roses are red, violets are violet

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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