Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

thumb_up thumb_down +8

dog

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Barack Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops