What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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