why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Hellen Keller

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Penis!

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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