Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

whats better than 24................. 25

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

im a selling a car

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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