What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Will you marry me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

YOU IS DUM

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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