Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Penis!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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