Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I'm taken

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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math test 2=2

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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