A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Anne Frank.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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