Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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knock knock go away ok

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Penis.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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