Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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fabien

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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That's what he said.

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