A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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