Is this a chair?

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Knock knock Come in!

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats9+10 19

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

obama is a good president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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