- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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