I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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A seal walks into a club.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Poop

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Flab

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Obama-Care

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