What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

womens rights

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Banana(s)

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Penis.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Anti Joke

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