Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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