- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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