- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than hell?

George Bush does not care about black people.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

YOLO

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Blarg

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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