Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What is worse

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Anti Joke

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