- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Frown is a four letter word.

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