What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Is this a chair?

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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