- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What's up? The sky.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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