Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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