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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Patrick is gay

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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stop it ryan vallee

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Banana(s)

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Anne Frank.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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