Adam Sandler.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

stop it ryan vallee

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Trashcan!

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