Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What sucks?

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Period Blood

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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