- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Barack Obama

A seal walks into a club.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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