How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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math test 2=2

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Anti Joke

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