- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

"Hello." "Hi."

what's funnier than hell? heaven

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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