- Anti Joke

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

Tennesse

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Poopsack Jones

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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