A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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