whats funny? ebola and 911

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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im a selling a car

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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