dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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The WNBA.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Will you marry me?

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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