Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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