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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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