- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Chuck Norris died.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Tennesse

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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