A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Hey, Max!!

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Wats a joke?

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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