A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Kah-________-

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Obama-Care

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Barack Obama

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Knock Knock Come in

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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