what's funnier than hell? heaven

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fabien

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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toast points

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Adam Sandler.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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