two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Trashcan!

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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