There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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balls in ya mouf

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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A seal walks into a club.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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a black guy leaves prison

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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