- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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