Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Homework.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

So dont touch it

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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