Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Knock knock (No one is home)

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Patrick is gay

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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