Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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