- Anti Joke

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What is worse

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

George Bush does not care about black people.