mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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8============D PEN1S

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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