Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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German sausage is the wurst

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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wow garlic, yum

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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