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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Homework.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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