what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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