When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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this is a joke

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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obama is a good president

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austins gay lolololol

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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