What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Canada's army

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What should I name my dog?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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