- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

women leaving the kitchen

A horse walks into a glue factory..

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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