- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Women's sports.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

knock knock go away ok

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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